First Day Home: Nostalgia Already?

Damn. I miss you'ze guys :(

I will not allow myself to get bored this winter.

no, no i wont

The Bra of Insight

So, what do you get when you add

• -roommate-sex
  
• -hunger
  
• -boredom
  
• -and a little something I call a "sunshine surprise"
  

?

Any guesses?

Well, apparently it's this blog-type deal. It's final's week here at SUNY Plattsvegas which  means that everyone is giving their scrotums one last good scrub for the ride home. A long scrub. Can't find a shower anywhere. This sucks because last night, Britt wrote her e-mail on my arm in pink sharpie. My right cheek now reads

"moc.oohay@si" and kind of trails off from there.

So yeah.

There's that.

Acting final today.

This means I get to stand up in front of my ex girlfriend and make an ass out of myself

but then again, making an ass out of myself is what I do best.

I was, in fact, the man strutting around the 4th floor in a bra that actually fit disturbingly well...

Someone's slipping me estrogen in my coffee

or they would be

if I drank coffee.

Speaking of diarrhea:

Cousin wants to get me a job at Mickey D's 

cous⋅in

    [kuhz-uhn]

1. A best friend of 18 years

2. A person whose heart pumps Mary Jane 

(mine pumps Lucy)

Flipping burgers. Finally. Life is right on track.

12:31- waiting for 2:20ish to roll around

Geography exam.

It's just as exciting as it sounds.

This is where I hit the publish button for the first time in my life and stare at the bottom of Roomie's torn up mattress. Gotta love them bunk beds. 

So yeah, I've posted.

Your turn, girls

P-burgh ferry to Burlington